Yahoo Fencing
(and Machete sharpening)
Yahoo Fencing is a Global Conglomerate Shell Company for a variety of business engagements based in South Africa.
The "Bunch of Yahoos" were originally incorporated in 1993 (ish) at the request of a South African whiskey loving doctor where they were commissioned to build a fence which has now become known to all in the city as "That really big f'ing fence".
From this early start the team went from strength to strength. Fuelled by cheap beer, 2x CDs from 1990, some great dance moves and an old Renault 5 the team realized the need to diversify the business. The team is now into clams, poop control systems, some sort of agriculture stuff, fishing, veganism (just 1 oke) and trying to hide from Somalis.
The Team is a model of succes and now spans the globe and is constantly running from the taxman and old girlfriends.
If you are desperate- I guess you can use them to build a fence or something. To quote someone who has an opinion on everything- "We are all going to die"
"Top Dwarf"
At only 3ft 2inches tall he is known as the "ferret". He loves living in the past and still has all 10 fingers.
Head of International Ops
What can we say? He left us to go live near the convicts.
The "Stringbean"
Used to have a mate with one arm. That oke was cooler than the "Stringbean". We miss that oke...
Head of Beards and Safety
There isn't a clam he wont eat. Hasn't been arrested in over 300 days.
The real "Boss"
This is the top Man. He also may have contributed to this website.
Top Coffee boy
Does this guy even work for Yahoo?
Mr "I can't make it today"
Never shows up, never helps and whines the whole damn time
Sickboy aka "the Vegan"
When he is not eating roast peppers and asparagus he is usually sick.
Environmentalist
If you need an opinion on what is wrong with the world- don't ask this guy, as he never shuts up.
Assistant to the assistant
He shows up, breaks the tools, makes a mess and then has to go lay down or strangle someone.
Manager of Security
No one knows where he lives. No one knows what he does. No one understands why.
Some oke with plane
This guy is not dead yet. He also didn't work for Yahoo as his work visa still hasn't been approved.
Head of Fluids and Environmental Management
Always give 15%, loves Greeks and will often be found at your house (even if you no longer live there).